this is how the world ends...

pembletons:


Pooch: Oh, this is wrong on so many levels. You in or not?Jensen: And get cheated again? Pooch: What? No! The Pooch may lie, the Pooch may steal, the Pooch may—Jensen: —the Pooch may refer to himself in the third person—Pooch: Occasionally. —But the Pooch will not cheat.Jensen: Well, the Pooch can relax. I was worried about Cougar.Pooch: Right, it’s always the quiet ones.Roque: What? It’s Blind Man’s Bluff, high card wins, how the hell can a man cheat you?

AKA, Roque sweetly pretends he doesn’t know Cougar is the cheatingest motherfucker to ever hold a deck of cards.

pembletons:

Pooch: Oh, this is wrong on so many levels. You in or not?
Jensen: And get cheated again?
Pooch: What? No! The Pooch may lie, the Pooch may steal, the Pooch may—
Jensen: —the Pooch may refer to himself in the third person—
Pooch: Occasionally. —But the Pooch will not cheat.
Jensen: Well, the Pooch can relax. I was worried about Cougar.
Pooch: Right, it’s always the quiet ones.
Roque: What? It’s Blind Man’s Bluff, high card wins, how the hell can a man cheat you?

AKA, Roque sweetly pretends he doesn’t know Cougar is the cheatingest motherfucker to ever hold a deck of cards.

(Source: nevertravelled)